v>You don't want to give all your money to a programmer's salary? Sumptuously. Money is just pieces of paper, or at the present time the description of "zeroes and ones" is better suited. Comfort always comes first.
</diiv>Do you need a punctual employee? Fine. As soon as you receive a task from you, I immediately pause the new season of Attack on Titans and run to work, because when everything is ready, I will have a lot of time to watch Attack of Titans.
<dan you only offer either full time or part time? Fine. I will plow like goddamn or program and then rest in the Maldives in between your assignments.